i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage.
i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.
A French mathematics teacher is said to have devised a powerful technique for keeping classroom chatter to a minimum: Whenever his class gets too noisy, he simply writes a spoiler from Game of Thrones on the board. As in: “Oh, you haven’t finished reading A Storm of Swords? LET ME TELL YOU EVERYONE WHO DIES.”
According to Belgium’s Nieuwsblad, the teacher, at wits end with his noisy class, asked which of his students watched Game of Thrones. Around three quarters of the students raised their hands. “Well, I’ve read all the books,” the teacher replied. “If there’s too much noise, I will write the names of the dead on the board. They are enough to fill the whole year and I can even describe how they die.”
When students in the class decided to test him, he delivered on his word, writing the names of everyone killed through the end of the series’ third season, “for those who [had] not seen it.” This resulted in what one student described as “a religious silence” for the rest of the lesson.
Laughing at children falling doesn’t make you a particularly good human, but it does make you human. Who among us hasn’t totally eaten it when the ice cream truck music starts a-playin’? This is the ultimate “wait for it.”
it’s a story about a trust-fund jock who cheats off of his smart friend, is basically just good at sports, and who grows up to become a cop who peaked in high school. Aimed at nerds.